thinkin abt how like,, ppl everywhere are connected to eachother in ways they dont know,,, like i could go pick blackberries down from the vancouver coast and a person all the way in sweden could be picking blueberries at the same time,,, we will never meet but in that moment were connected
Whatever you’re feeling right now there is a mathematical certainty that someone else is feeling that exact thing. This is not to say you’re not special. This is to say thank God you aren’t special. I too have kissed no one good night…
This Is Not The End Of The World, Neil Hilborn
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I miss the cinema. I miss expensive popcorn and sneaking in my own candy and finding the perfect spot with my loved ones and watching the trailers for new movies and being quiet for two whole hours with a bunch of strangers as we all get to experience the same thing at the same time :(
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Never not reblog.
Benedict running in there to kick some ass, and Kiera obliterating whatever is left
Simply the best
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i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000
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people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY
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losswin422-deactivated20201107:
Accurate
Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.
The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior
“its incorrect to say that if a guy tells you hes not very political then hes secretly conservative. i say im not very political and im conservative”
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if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see
rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different
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shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.
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Boomer is not an age group it’s a state of mind
Go fight in a war?
Okay.
These kids go to school and have to deal with the very plausible possibility that they won’t come home, because some asshole might decide he wants his fifteen minutes of fame and chose to get it with a gun. They have to practice active shooter drills. They have to watch the news and see the faces of other kids who died just because they went to school. And many of them have already developed anxiety, depression, and PTSD because of it.
Live through a depression?
Okay.
The housing crisis and economic crash of 2008 has all but destroyed the middle class. These kids are looking at bleak-ass futures where the price of an education might destroy them, and where the education itself doesn’t give them any kind of guarantee of a decent job with a livable wage because billionaire-owned megacorporations would rather see their workers starve than face the thought of losing a few points in the “who has more money” race.
These kids live with the very real fact that our planet is on fucking fire and no one with enough power to do anything about it seems willing to bother.
They live with the fact that we’re having a resurgence of Nazi and Fascist ideals in what is supposed to be the ‘land of the free.’ They live with the fact that we are putting refugees–many of them children like they are–in cages and letting them die of things like the flu. They’re watching grown-ass adults bring back plagues rather than risk their children developing autism because some asshole faked a study and said vaccines and autism were linked. They’re watching women’s bodily autonomy and gay and trans rights being stripped away one law at a time. They’re watching black and brown people get gunned down by policemen with little to no accountability, and watching their grandparents die because they can’t afford their next insulin shot.
These kids are literally living with the prospect of a planet that might be uninhabitable in another generation or two, an economy that might well collapse, a wage minimum that promises they’ll need 2-3 jobs just to make ends meet, an education system that is making college an elite and impossible goal, and a bunch of back-water bigoted policy making its way to the supreme court and getting upheld.
These kids are perfectly capable of seeing and understanding the fact that things are falling down around them but are powerless to do anything about it, and you’re going to freak out about them expressing their frustration at older generations with an innocuous and harmless phrase? And you’re seriously going to sit there and pretend it’s just that these kids don’t like to be told they’re wrong?
Yeah, I’m with the kiddos on this one:
Ok, boomer.
In solidarity:
Ok, boomer.
Gen Z is right.
Ok b o o m e r
Ok Boomer.
You’re doing amazing sweetie
Okay boomer.
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My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.
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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
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“are these nudes old?”
First of all, these are the classics
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